Year 530

Colonel Kathinatha: Rockets, gatessimslaymees, whoosindiddle! I’m being joggled around. Report in Captain Hughesneck! If ya can! If ya can! Fire Wet Roger Dog, now. I mean Now! Insolent, imprudent dogs ye are. I’m trying to keep me coats if I can! I have no patience! I said fire Wet Roger Dog. Y’know I should hit each and one of ya, ya sad dimwits. Whose going next? I fucking hate this-not-takin-any-orders businesses, I fucking hate it. Gimme the fucking button, don’t care if it’s all bloody. I’m a girl, I can take it. Like I said, I should fucking hit all of ye sad dimwits. Do as I say or you’ll be dead, mark my words, pathetic hounds, you’ll be dead before ye knows it.

Kathinatha’s speech was written down by an injured soldier who died three months later. This is the war where the trolls try to help the goblins be free. This was the first battle. The third battle in the year 552, Kathinatha is general because of the language she uses, the soldiers could relate to her more than their sergeants. She was the first female troll general ever and more women came in but she wasn’t easy on them. In fact she made this statement, “Is this thingy on? Now look I’m going to ye that the army is not a place for lil’ girls but for strong iron women. I should know. Now there are lot of good things like honor and glory and there are a lot a bad things like rape and killing: the army does both. Anyone who says not, is no woman in the army or they are just covering their ass. Mark my words, if you want to join, you can’t be pretty and soft like gold, you have to be more iron, more like iron, I would say.” By year 561, all nuclear weapons, guns, rifles, and tanks were banned including any kind of gas by the The Peace Adminstration of the World or PAW. PAW did not ban arrows, knives, swords, or explosives. Nuclear weapons and other things were banned because of the effect on the environment, but flour being used to explode things were not banned being flour. For thirty years, PAW had to track down certain outlaws who could use nuclear weapons. PAW banned explosives in warfare in the year 582 but explosives could still be used to tear down houses until the year 602 where General Lothindall, a general for the last king of Goblins, built an abandoned cities and then tore them down hurriedly, killing fifty-three million soldiers and twice that in civilians’ lives.