(Year 370)
King Ju’o’Kur: War and destruction sweep across the valley of Minstill like a deadly bolt of Keikeikakolithrell’s wrath much more deadly than our opponent’s god, Jopliopgren. We will not fall under the influence to such blasphemy as to worship another god! Nay, we shall fall under the will of our enemies to be lovers. Our king will rule us who is our god! Our king will lead us into battle and if we die then we will go to Quaz`ima’Tra!
Ju`o`Kur was the king of the Elves of the South and the above is an exerpt of the speech he gave his warriors before sending them into battle of Minstrill. Now the elves had split into three groups: North, South and Adopted Troll. The North and the South only agreed that the trolls should fear them. Dwarves had long gone underground but not all the way. Two other races had bloomed in the year 300 and that was Demon and Daemon. Now Daemons were your ancient angels and demons were the disformed demons which slightly higher level of magic. The North was had enslaved daemons and the South had enslaved demons both called these new races devils which was not only insulting but incorrect. The Adopted Trolls were obviously on the side of the trolls and were only elves to learn troll languages back then. Ancient Troll dialect is very similar to Köönbayan or HedgeKniijht. Now the South and the North had not only split because of region but they also split because of religion. Now the bible of Jopliopgren was written and a new religion was born but the South would rather stick with their old god Keikeikakolithrell, who was naturally like God on A79 or Earth. And I’m sure that the people of the South would be shock to see their heirs carry signs saying “What would Jopliopgren do?” Jopliopigreity (a parallel Christianity and just as corruptible) became one of the main religions of Elves and the god Keikeikakolithrell was long forgotten but don’t worry, there are other religion of elves like Kungoism, Ry’thathocism and Banamar. And machine guns, tanks and mustard gas were created on this year as well! (Yippee)
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