Colonel Kathinatha: Rockets, gatessimslaymees, whoosindiddle! I’m being joggled around. Report in Captain Hughesneck! If ya can! If ya can! Fire Wet Roger Dog, now. I mean Now! Insolent, imprudent dogs ye are. I’m trying to keep me coats if I can! I have no patience! I said fire Wet Roger Dog. Y’know I should hit each and one of ya, ya sad dimwits. Whose going next? I fucking hate this-not-takin-any-orders businesses, I fucking hate it. Gimme the fucking button, don’t care if it’s all bloody. I’m a girl, I can take it. Like I said, I should fucking hit all of ye sad dimwits. Do as I say or you’ll be dead, mark my words, pathetic hounds, you’ll be dead before ye knows it.
Kathinatha’s speech was written down by an injured soldier who died three months later. This is the war where the trolls try to help the goblins be free. This was the first battle. The third battle in the year 552, Kathinatha is general because of the language she uses, the soldiers could relate to her more than their sergeants. She was the first female troll general ever and more women came in but she wasn’t easy on them. In fact she made this statement, “Is this thingy on? Now look I’m going to ye that the army is not a place for lil’ girls but for strong iron women. I should know. Now there are lot of good things like honor and glory and there are a lot a bad things like rape and killing: the army does both. Anyone who says not, is no woman in the army or they are just covering their ass. Mark my words, if you want to join, you can’t be pretty and soft like gold, you have to be more iron, more like iron, I would say.” By year 561, all nuclear weapons, guns, rifles, and tanks were banned including any kind of gas by the The Peace Adminstration of the World or PAW. PAW did not ban arrows, knives, swords, or explosives. Nuclear weapons and other things were banned because of the effect on the environment, but flour being used to explode things were not banned being flour. For thirty years, PAW had to track down certain outlaws who could use nuclear weapons. PAW banned explosives in warfare in the year 582 but explosives could still be used to tear down houses until the year 602 where General Lothindall, a general for the last king of Goblins, built an abandoned cities and then tore them down hurriedly, killing fifty-three million soldiers and twice that in civilians’ lives.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Year 370
(Year 370)
King Ju’o’Kur: War and destruction sweep across the valley of Minstill like a deadly bolt of Keikeikakolithrell’s wrath much more deadly than our opponent’s god, Jopliopgren. We will not fall under the influence to such blasphemy as to worship another god! Nay, we shall fall under the will of our enemies to be lovers. Our king will rule us who is our god! Our king will lead us into battle and if we die then we will go to Quaz`ima’Tra!
Ju`o`Kur was the king of the Elves of the South and the above is an exerpt of the speech he gave his warriors before sending them into battle of Minstrill. Now the elves had split into three groups: North, South and Adopted Troll. The North and the South only agreed that the trolls should fear them. Dwarves had long gone underground but not all the way. Two other races had bloomed in the year 300 and that was Demon and Daemon. Now Daemons were your ancient angels and demons were the disformed demons which slightly higher level of magic. The North was had enslaved daemons and the South had enslaved demons both called these new races devils which was not only insulting but incorrect. The Adopted Trolls were obviously on the side of the trolls and were only elves to learn troll languages back then. Ancient Troll dialect is very similar to Köönbayan or HedgeKniijht. Now the South and the North had not only split because of region but they also split because of religion. Now the bible of Jopliopgren was written and a new religion was born but the South would rather stick with their old god Keikeikakolithrell, who was naturally like God on A79 or Earth. And I’m sure that the people of the South would be shock to see their heirs carry signs saying “What would Jopliopgren do?” Jopliopigreity (a parallel Christianity and just as corruptible) became one of the main religions of Elves and the god Keikeikakolithrell was long forgotten but don’t worry, there are other religion of elves like Kungoism, Ry’thathocism and Banamar. And machine guns, tanks and mustard gas were created on this year as well! (Yippee)
King Ju’o’Kur: War and destruction sweep across the valley of Minstill like a deadly bolt of Keikeikakolithrell’s wrath much more deadly than our opponent’s god, Jopliopgren. We will not fall under the influence to such blasphemy as to worship another god! Nay, we shall fall under the will of our enemies to be lovers. Our king will rule us who is our god! Our king will lead us into battle and if we die then we will go to Quaz`ima’Tra!
Ju`o`Kur was the king of the Elves of the South and the above is an exerpt of the speech he gave his warriors before sending them into battle of Minstrill. Now the elves had split into three groups: North, South and Adopted Troll. The North and the South only agreed that the trolls should fear them. Dwarves had long gone underground but not all the way. Two other races had bloomed in the year 300 and that was Demon and Daemon. Now Daemons were your ancient angels and demons were the disformed demons which slightly higher level of magic. The North was had enslaved daemons and the South had enslaved demons both called these new races devils which was not only insulting but incorrect. The Adopted Trolls were obviously on the side of the trolls and were only elves to learn troll languages back then. Ancient Troll dialect is very similar to Köönbayan or HedgeKniijht. Now the South and the North had not only split because of region but they also split because of religion. Now the bible of Jopliopgren was written and a new religion was born but the South would rather stick with their old god Keikeikakolithrell, who was naturally like God on A79 or Earth. And I’m sure that the people of the South would be shock to see their heirs carry signs saying “What would Jopliopgren do?” Jopliopigreity (a parallel Christianity and just as corruptible) became one of the main religions of Elves and the god Keikeikakolithrell was long forgotten but don’t worry, there are other religion of elves like Kungoism, Ry’thathocism and Banamar. And machine guns, tanks and mustard gas were created on this year as well! (Yippee)
Year 210
Millions of years go by for Zahayen after it is created by firespirits. The year 0 is when the first recognizable species known as the first trolls, first dwarves, first elves. In the year 0, there are talking animals and plants and trees who do not have the art of storytelling as the elves and trolls seem to do. But In the year 100 war begins between the elves, dwarves and trolls. The trolls are more beautiful than the elves and the dwarves already have a knack for mining, so the elves are the obviously the more inferior race, however the elves make the best weapons and so there is a race for the best and most deadly weapons in the area. The war continues in the 200’s.
(Year 210)
Grek’ai: 34th Day of the Rooster, 2nd year of the Wraerm… Lost in a pit of despair, don’t know where I would be going but I know that it’s dark. The only light is the flickering of new firespirits being born. The earth is still full of lava and molten. It is heaven. The most divine of all places including A79 or that old rock light-years away from us. This planet, I’m personally putting my energy into. I have lots of hope for this new planet. I don’t know what the people will call it but it will grow with the people and they will have to limit the industry at a much more earlier rate than A79…”
Grek’ai’s journals are five out of fifty documentation that were lost because of the war of Dwarves against elves, which was the deadliest of it’s time for the gun (pistol) was invented in the year 199 and was used until 213 where they invented rifles and shotguns. Grek’ai was one of the firespirits still remaining from the creation of the planet and he was very hopeful. A79 is the term for Earth which tells you that firespirits were ahead of everyone else as far as civilization was concerned.
(Year 210)
Grek’ai: 34th Day of the Rooster, 2nd year of the Wraerm… Lost in a pit of despair, don’t know where I would be going but I know that it’s dark. The only light is the flickering of new firespirits being born. The earth is still full of lava and molten. It is heaven. The most divine of all places including A79 or that old rock light-years away from us. This planet, I’m personally putting my energy into. I have lots of hope for this new planet. I don’t know what the people will call it but it will grow with the people and they will have to limit the industry at a much more earlier rate than A79…”
Grek’ai’s journals are five out of fifty documentation that were lost because of the war of Dwarves against elves, which was the deadliest of it’s time for the gun (pistol) was invented in the year 199 and was used until 213 where they invented rifles and shotguns. Grek’ai was one of the firespirits still remaining from the creation of the planet and he was very hopeful. A79 is the term for Earth which tells you that firespirits were ahead of everyone else as far as civilization was concerned.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Imagination to Understanding
Lost in a transparency.
Falling and catching myself,
Quietly stepping,
Not creeping,
But maybe sleeping.
Looking at the edge of the world
Did it turn flat?
Who exists still?
Laugh at the people hold onto themselves.
Hope.
Prayer.
Reason.
Fate.
Chance.
Logic.
Death.
Push.
Are these things that make life so much fun?
The theories and hypothesizes,
Of the world,
Will never go without being stated,
So clearly.
Imagine what the world would be
What the world should be
If it could be
Up to all of us
A question asked simply
What if they all came true
Every fictional character to life
Every voice unheard spoke at once
Every little particle was suddenly full of life
What would happen
What should happen
If it could be,
If only
But what if
Could it
Maybe
Possibly
No impossible thing but
And the questions build
As if layered on each other
Towering over the minds of writers
Stories and lives are the same
They are a standard that were set by series of events
Of which were decided by a person
Fate or chance, still decided
And led them to a unique experience
Which no one in the world
Could experience
If they tried
That's the fun in
Living
Writing
Being
Seeing
Listening
Comprehending
Falling and catching myself,
Quietly stepping,
Not creeping,
But maybe sleeping.
Looking at the edge of the world
Did it turn flat?
Who exists still?
Laugh at the people hold onto themselves.
Hope.
Prayer.
Reason.
Fate.
Chance.
Logic.
Death.
Push.
Are these things that make life so much fun?
The theories and hypothesizes,
Of the world,
Will never go without being stated,
So clearly.
Imagine what the world would be
What the world should be
If it could be
Up to all of us
A question asked simply
What if they all came true
Every fictional character to life
Every voice unheard spoke at once
Every little particle was suddenly full of life
What would happen
What should happen
If it could be,
If only
But what if
Could it
Maybe
Possibly
No impossible thing but
And the questions build
As if layered on each other
Towering over the minds of writers
Stories and lives are the same
They are a standard that were set by series of events
Of which were decided by a person
Fate or chance, still decided
And led them to a unique experience
Which no one in the world
Could experience
If they tried
That's the fun in
Living
Writing
Being
Seeing
Listening
Comprehending
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Don't Starve Baby
There she was under the stiffness of broken boards, trying to get up to free herself. She had to go home but the boards had cut her and the hunters had came. She had to get home. Her babies was all she could think of. So by miracle she lifted herself and slowly walked away leaving a trail of blood. Each step was painful but she kept on like any mother, she had to feed her children. They were too young to feed themselves. She saw her sister and dropped from exhaustion. She had failed her family. Her sister took the meat in her mouth and ran to the cubs. The hunters found her with blood still warm and oozing from her sides but she had died minutes before they arrived.
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