Come to me and gather round
I'll tell you a story that will screw off your heads
Make you surround yourself with sounds
of the dead.
Ole Ben was a tiger in a pen
He was calm and cool
He like catchin' hens
And swimming in his pool.
One day a man came
Dressed Ole Ben in a suit that was so very flashy
It brought the man and Ole Ben fame
Because his stripes and suit was oh so clashy.
Ole Ben really wanted to be a man
The man argued he was to be a cat
Ole Ben ate the man's fan
And the man gave him a top hat.
He was still a party trick
So a woman gave him a kiss
The kiss did the trick
He was a man you couldn't miss!
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